Unnamed sources have leaked to this reporter a copy of the new President-Elect's administration's proposed changes to the 1040. Calls to the Office of the President-Elect were not immediately returned.

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Chief among the new items is the section dedication to "Redistribution of Wealth" which allows taxpayers to choose to send their increased taxes to a number of initiatives including a line item to invest in artists who use symbols of American aggression in their artwork, the education of the children of hostile nations in advanced nuclear physics, chemistry, and biology, funding a civilian national security force, and to build the eventual Obama Presidential Library. Republican leaders were were reportedly not surprised by this turn of events.