The scariest thing I heard last night
"I think the Amish are involved in the drug trade. How else can they afford to buy 100 acres at $5000/acre?"
"Do you have any evidence to back up your statement?"
"No. Its just a feeling I've got. They are the last people you would expect. They could be running meth labs or growing all kinds of marijuana. Who would suspect them?"
"Umm, don't you think it would look a little obvious, horse & buggies clandestinely meeting with junkies on dirt roads?"
"They could have go-betweens."
"And you think that this would be cool with their religious beliefs? People who don't even own cars? Dealing drugs?!?"
"They have to be doing something to get all of that money."
"SNORT!"
