Better Than Britney
My life is better than Britney Spears' life.Reason #97, courtesy of Lawren at MP&S: I will never have to shout at my husband on the street and send my bodyguards chasing after him to prevent the piercing of my child's body parts.
Man. That is just so sad. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Now she's just a joke and future participant in some celebrity reality show. Blech!
