On Paris Hilton's Sex Boycott
I would ordinarily wax poetic and acerbic on the story of Paris Hilton giving up sex for a year, it being too delicious a story to pass up, but I find that The Hatemonger's Quarterly has already said what I would have.So, much to the chagrin of the Crack Young Staff, I get to tell you that they are all over Paris Hilton.
