Open Letter to Kofi Annan:
Dear Kofi,Can I call you Kofi? I can? Wonderful.
If I may be so blunt, you are an idiot. You are wholly incompetent. You manage to make an extremely ineffective UN to be even less: corrupt, criminal, even ideologically bankrupt.
Your recent accusations, that Israel "apparently" (you want this word emphasized, so I do this for you) targeted UN "workers" stationed within spitting distance of Hezbollah outposts, is so much huff-n-puff I wonder if you aren't a Saturday Cartoon villain.
Seriously, man! Did you smoke your breakfast, or are you seriously this stupid? It seems to me a foolish thing to do to set up your outpost so close to an outpost of one of the engaged parties. More specifically, it seems beyond foolish - stupid really - to set up that outpost nearer to the likely loser in the fight in terms of technological bang-for-the-buck, if you know what I mean.
Furthermore, it takes a phenomenal idiocy, the type that measures on the Richter Scale, to continue to hold your ground as a non-engaged observer once the bombs begin to fall. Ya'll need a good lesson in Rattlesnake Diplomacy. That is, when you hear the rattle, it is time to turn tail and run. If you are dumb enough to wait to see the fangs, you freaking deserve that bite, idiot!
You don't have to be in bombs way to "observe". Jackass.
Quit blaming Israel for your own failure to lead. She has a right to defend herself as she sees fit. She did not abdicate her defense to the yahoos doing coke in the UN parking garage, much as you wish she would. Some of us take Defense seriously.
Idiot.
