The Witch will not be Queen
So, Prince Charlie the Cheat announced this morning that fallen woman and hussy extraordinaire, Camilla Parker Bowles will wed him on April 8.
However, to please the public, the scarlett lady shall never be queen, instead gaining the title of "Princess Consort" if Charlie ever gets to the throne and "Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Cornwall" upon their nuptials.
This woman is vile. She looks like a tree frog and has the morals of an alley cat. I don't like her.
Of course, it really isn't up to me. But still, I don't like her.
