Wish with one hand, $#@% in the other, see which one fills up faster...
Former President Bill Clinton wants to be Secretary-General of the UN when Kofi Annan's term is up in 2006.
Who wouldn't? You get to bad mouth the United States, steal millions or billions of dollars from oppressed people via some UN Scam or other, and imagine all the pages and interns that must work at the UN! Maybe he could even get a Nobel Prize!
Ha, Ha, hahahahahahahahah (maniacal laughter)
Bill wants to be Secretary-General. I want to be a perfect size 2, fabulously wealthy, brilliant, a master chef, and grow 4 more inches in height.
We all have dreams.
