Malaise & Ennui
Deet, deet, deet,...deet
This is your intrepid reporter, filing an off-the-cuff expose from here in the field.
Here in the wilds of Wisconsin, a general malaise has taken over! Yes, in an alarming coup d'etat, General Malaise, with his faithful right-hand Lieutenant Ennui, has taken over large areas of the suburban area surrounding the capital.
We will have film at 6:00 and 10:00 as this story develops.
I'd just like to close by saying that our hopes and prayers are with the victims.
