Valentine Poetry Contest
Over at A Small Victory, they are running a poetry contest for Valentine's Day.Your faithful poetess, although prefering political poetry, submitted the following to the contest:
From Prince Charles to Camilla Parker Bowles:
(to be read in a British accent)
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
My lovely divorcée
Your teeth are so horsey
Mum’s given the nod
Let’s go to the loo.
From Britney Spears to Kevin Federline:
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You are sort of greasy
My career is goo
If you get me preggers
I’ll kick the crap out of you!
From the DNC to Howard Dean:
(to be read in a threatening tone)
Roses are Red
Republicans are mean
If you sink our boat
We’ll REALLY make you scream!
From Kim Jong-Il to George Bush:
Roses are Red
Pansies are blue
I’ve got nukes
Aimed right at you
Daffodils are Yellow
And Daisies are white
If you want 6-way talks
You can go fly a kite!
