Talk About Bad Advice
This is so ridiculous, it is funny:WAR STINKS: India's Uttar Predesh Cow Protection Commission has advised
people that holy cow dung may be able to help protect them from the effects of
radiation burns and nuclear fallout in the event of a nuclear war with Pakistan.
The Commission, which normally focuses on preventing the eating of India's holy
cows and promoting the use of cow dung and urine as medicinal agents, has now
included protection from nuclear war on its list of magical powers which cow
shit possesses. "Even if the enemy carries out the threat to bomb us with nukes,
we don't have to panic. You can fully protect yourselves by covering the roof
with cow dung. Applying cow dung paste to the body from head to toe will serve
as an extra shield," promises a spokesman from the group.
Good Luck with that!
