Darwin Award Contenders
Just how f***ing stupid do you have to be to take a guy up on door-to-door breast exams? I mean, REALLY! A breast exam is not a candy bar, wrapping paper, or even a lawn mowing. If some stranger comes to your home and offers to do a medical exam, please say no. Loudly. If someone is going to come into your home and direct you to take off your clothes, you will probably know them ahead of the visit, or you are a victim of a crime. He may look like Buddy Hackett, but serial killers always look harmless. Everybody said Ted Bundy looked like a nice clean-cut young man. So polite!
Look, if serial killers looked menacing, they wouldn't be as dangerous. Women, Ladies, Girls, I implore you to think first and act second.
In the end, you are the only one looking out for you.
