Must. Stop. Laughing.
This is the funniest and scariest thing I've read in a while. Free Market Fairy Tales is a daily read for me. The gentleman across the pond who writes it reminds me of a mixture my Dad and Major Nathaniel Peabody, USA Ret. from "The Major" stories written by Galen Winter in (I believe) the Shooting Sportsman. Great stories. Laugh-your-ass-off Funny!