Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
Can anybody tell me how you become a member of the VRWC? Because Kerry & Rather have me in a panic. I must run into the light!
Does membership require a sponsor, like those old country clubs, or maybe a family tree like the DAR?
Or, does it perhaps simply require that you beat Mike Moore with a licorice rope and a tub of lard? Or is that beat the tub of lard with the licorice rope...very confused.
Somebody send me the manual, please.
