Friday, January 07, 2005
Must Read
Stop what you are doing and go read the Diplomad's post on the UN.

It's absolutely fabulous!

Here, a description of the UNocrats:

...I decided that, no, labeling them mafiosos or mercenaries was much too
kind. They seemed more to be the progeny resulting from a mating between a mad
oracle and a giant carrion-eater. They were akin to some sort of ancient
mythical Greco-Roman-Aztec-Wes Craven-Egyptian-bird-god that demands constant
sacrifice and feeding, and speaks in riddles which only it can solve. Yes, I
decided, the UNocrats are great hideous vultures, roused from their caves in the
European Alps and in the cement canyons and peaks of Manhattan by the stench of
death in the Turd World. They leisurely take flight toward the smell of death;
circle, and then swoop down, screeching UNintelligble nonsense. They arrive and
immediately force others, e.g., the American tax payer, to build them new
exclusive nests in the midst of poverty, and make themselves fat on the flesh of
the dead. My friends, allow The Diplomad to present to you The High Priest
Vulture Elite (HPVE).

These genuinely repulsive, arrogant creatures survive only because the
world's rich countries, the non-Turd World, allow them, too. We in the First
World find it politically impossible to reveal their pronouncements as the cant
they are. For many in Europe and among the New York Times crowd, helping
maintain these mad vultures substitutes for genuine action, "The UN is on the
job!" In addition, for many senior bureaucrats and minor politicians, there is
always the hope that if they play the game right, they, too, can join the High
Priest Vulture Elite: We see the ranks of the HPVE full of Scandinavians and
leftist Americans, and the occasional pompous Euro-Brazilian, all of whom
parlayed mediocre domestic careers of lip-biting humanitarian symbolism into
well-paying tax-free sinecures in the HPVE.

I swear, I soooo wish I had written that! I was spewing Propel all over the desk and nearly peed my pants I was laughing so hard.

Read the rest of it!



posted by Phoenix | 2:11 PM


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