Wednesday, February 23, 2005
Breaking News
It seems the French are moving into the front of the pack in that most noble of races: Rudest People on the Planet.

The French have always been strong contenders in this category, and equally strong in the "Stubborn & Disloyal tug-o-war", but apparently they are going for a hat trick.

Last evening, Fancy-pants Jacques Chirac snubbed the most powerful man on Earth by speaking French at a dinner instead of English, despite being fluent in that language. Apparently he still had his panties in a twist over George's insistence that Nato was a "cornerstone" in US-Euro relations and integral to defense.

Apparently, Fancy-pants and his stubborn German bulldog Schroeder want the EU to handle the defense.

Winning team: France & Germany

Maybe a winning team in the beer and wine drinking olympics. I can see it now...Fancy-pants with a cigarette dangling precariously out of his mouth while he drinks from a bottle of wine and throws his beret in the air and bounces on his tippy-toes while the bulldog dances in lederhosen and simultaneously downs 6 steins of beer while shouting "nein" over and over.

That's me: bringing you all the mental images that make you want to claw your brain out.
posted by Phoenix | 7:42 AM


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