Announcing...
Ladies and Gentlemen...hem, hem
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
Villains Vanquished is pleased to announce a new little contest ('cause we're supremely bored). We will be having a beauty pageant here. We are not discriminatory, so both men and women shall be eligible. However, because we are not sleazoids, there will be no valuation for appearances whatsoever. This will strictly be based on non-typical beauty pageant things that do not require vaseline, wax, duct tape, or any other petroleum-based adhesives.
Details will be forthcoming. If you are interested in participating, either as a contestant or a judge, leave a comment, please.
