I'm in love
Oh golly. Oh my. oh my, oh my.That feels soooooo goooood.
That's amazing! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Are the boys blushing yet? Good.
That should have been enough of a warning. Now then, having my orgasmic moment out of the way, I will proceed.
Ladies, I am in love. Not with a man, not with a diamond, not even with a new Oroton handbag.
I have found IT. You know what I'm talking about. The Bra. The Bra to end all bras. The bra that you where but forget about. The bra that is so comfortable it actually lives up to the hype. I speak of the new Ipex bra by Victoria's Secret. It is divine. I mean it! Divine! Sublime. Ooowwee.
I was skeptical, I admit it. Too often they are just interested in charging you $45 for something that has input costs totaling maybe $5.00. But my sister liked hers, and we all know that as an "actuary" (really we still think she's a spy) , her bras come under some pretty stressful conditions. So I gave it a try. I ordered one of the Angels and one of the Body by Victorias. I like the Angel one better because it is prettier, but they are both divine. So nice, in fact, that I'm going to order a few more!
Men don't understand bras - or breasts for that matter. This should maybe be a topic for the divas...I don't know. All I know is, most men seem to think of breasts as toys. You know, the x-wing fighters of their adult world. Very few men I've met have not been utterly fascinated by breasts. Touch, squeeze, twist, twit, they do love to play.
But, they don't understand the burden of having breasts. Nor do they understand that they bigger they are, the greater the burden. First of all, ladies, I think we all agree that a perfect fit is rare. It just doesn't exist! It doesn't matter if you are a 32A of a 40DD, fit will always be a problem. But comfort is a bigger issue. What would men do if their scrotum weighed 4 pounds? They'd need some support, right? Some comfort...and maybe something to stop the chafing. But women carry the load everyday, sporting "over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders" with little compassion from the boys. You get itchy bras, sweaty bras, bras that cut into your shoulders, etc.
So when you find one that you like, a smart girl stocks up! For example, two favorite bras ago, my favorite was made by DKNY...but they discontinued the design. Then I found one in a catalog that I liked and ordered one of those in a trial. Eureka! A new favorite bra! So I ordered several then found that that well had also gone dry. So now? Now I will stockpile some of these for the dry days.
Why do the companies do that? Proven product with loyal customer base..."Eliminate it". No sense whatsoever.
Now, I'll be the first to admit that there is a lot of stuff that I don't like at Vicky's. But this one, I endorse and recommend to sisters and friends.
Try it, you'll like it.
