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Comes this story about how Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are on the outs, and that Fox is looking for a new partner for Paris's Simple Life. What names come up? Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen.It is either a sign of the apocalypse or the true sign I am officially OLD. I loath and despise Paris & Nicole and their so-called "Simple Life." I think they are offensive idiots and I could teach them more in 2 hours than they've learned in any of their stops along the roadway. Seriously! They are the opposite of poor white trash. They are rich trash - you'd think they could afford a little class.
Turns out they don't stock that at Armani, Bergdorf's, or Barney's.
My favorite part of the article:
Y'all wanna hear what's really scary? The two names most often bandied about as
replacements are (drum roll) Mary-Kate and Ashley, the Olsen twins. Yeah, like
they need the money. Take a look at the photo here, then picture the
Olsens the last time you saw a snap. I suspect the smallest item in the
budget would be the catering bill. You could feed the lot of 'em for a week with two White Castle sliders and a french fry.
(insert hysterical laughter here)
