Tuesday, April 26, 2005
This is not about past lives
Sometimes I wonder about myself. You know, like "I shoulda been a...." So, lacking anything of real interest to write about today, I'm going to delve into this line of thought a bit.

Perhaps I should have been a torch singer. A sultry and sassy singer in a nightclub, band backing up my vocals. Wearing sequined and beaded gowns like a somebody. I love to sing. In my imagination, I could have been great!

Or, perhaps I should have been a lawyer. I can imagine me litigating as a Constitutional Lawyer. That would have been great.

Or what if I had joined the military? Then my famous organizational skills could have been put to use for the betterment of the country. I don't know if I would have liked the haircuts though. My hair is naturally curly and has a mind of its own and harbors distinctly rebellious tendencies. Would I have risen through the ranks...or been in trouble for not towing the company line?

It would have been interesting to be a public relations manager, but I'm afraid the prima donnas would have driven me to drink.

I would have made a fabulous debutante. I have a keen sense of fashion and a dramatic flair. Not to mention the fact that I am rather good at the veiled insult. All of that pampering wouldn't have hurt either. I could devote my time to charitable works, then go shopping!
posted by Phoenix | 10:06 AM


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