Top Ten Signs Your Sister is a Spook...
10. Her "boyfriend's" company has "retreats" in the South of France.9. She tries too hard to come up with work stories that involve current events after long periods of complete silence about her "job" as an "actuary."
8. When she returns to the United States to visit family and friends, she avoids family and friends with excuses of a "10-year high school reunion" or a "Turkey Trot." Nobody in their right mind leaves an island paradise to go see jocks gone to seed or run in the frigid climes of Chicago.
7. She travels frequently on the spur of the moment.
6. She won't deny being a spy, nor will she confirm it, but she is surprisingly quick to change the subject.
5. Her life seems glamourous to you, but she claims to covet your life of relative obscurity and quiet in the suburbs.
4. The way in which you reach her is such that she could be riding a camel across some desert, sipping pina coladas pool side at some Caribbean resort, or gutting a terrorist with a spork, and you would never know.
3. Her anecdotes include stories about the "Fishmonger" who comes to the "office."
2. You suspect that her highly anticipated "puppy" that is being "imported" is really a new weapon, coms system, or handler.
1. Your number one reason gets censored by three guys in black suits who...don't want me to finish this sentence.
