Alas...
Some people will only find disappointment. Much as this post may have lead some (mainly our Maximum Leader) to hope for the deliverance of one jiggly semi-talented actress into his arms to serve as, no doubt, a Page in the Noble Villainschloss, I regret to inform our Maximum Leader that this may be a bit much to ask for.
It isn't that I would deny our Maximum Leader a full bevy of young tartlets, but rather that, noble and loyal minion that I am, I do not yet have that sort of power.
I am still working on my Evil Themesong and choosing animal minions of my own. (Flying monkeys are so passé, Darling.) So, mind-control of young jiggly tartlets, while still significantly easier than most humans, is still outside of my skill set. This shall soon be remedied.
In the meantime, I fear I must disappoint. The original post referred to the return of SpySistah to a blog near you.
We humbly beseech Our Maximum Leader to practice some patience until our mind-control skills are fully formed.
