Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Question for the Ages
SpySistah was recently on a mission and left her abode in the presumably safe hands of SpyBoyfriend and his buddies.

When she returned home, she discovered that in her 3-day absence, these gentlemen had used up an entire jug of vegetable oil, 2 and a 1/2 bottles of Olive Oil, and a big tub of margarine. All gone.

And she knows that they only ate pizza.

She wonders what they possibly could have done with all of that oil and margarine. I don't wonder quite as much. I have a pretty good idea what they did, and I assure you it isn't the sort of think you document photographically and send pictures of to grandma.

What say you?
posted by Phoenix | 12:32 PM


>1 Comments:

At 4:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Either they broke out the shower curtain and thought they were Romans, which just ain't right.

Or they broke out the slip and slide.

I'm hoping for the later. Either way they should be beaten for not replacing the oil and getting caught "red handed".

 

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