Question for the Ages
SpySistah was recently on a mission and left her abode in the presumably safe hands of SpyBoyfriend and his buddies. When she returned home, she discovered that in her 3-day absence, these gentlemen had used up an entire jug of vegetable oil, 2 and a 1/2 bottles of Olive Oil, and a big tub of margarine. All gone.
And she knows that they only ate pizza.
She wonders what they possibly could have done with all of that oil and margarine. I don't wonder quite as much. I have a pretty good idea what they did, and I assure you it isn't the sort of think you document photographically and send pictures of to grandma.
What say you?