Crazy Dreams
Only Regular Readers and the truly sick will find this amusing, but I'm going to tell you anyway. Last night, I dreamed I was competing in the Amazing Race. I was stuck at a Road Block and couldn't proceed until I had completed the task.
What task, you ask?
That would be the task of filling my brown jug with urine.
I swear, this is a real dream. I have little brown jugs dancing in my head.