Boozin' and Snoozin'
This weekend I consumed alcohol for the first time in 11 months. I had a chocolate martini. Three sips in I was buzzed. Halfway through the martini I was drunk. At the end of the martini I was lazy and talking to my salmon dinner. It is going to take me a while to work up to my pre-pregnancy tolerance levels.
Not only am I a cheap date, I am also a short date. One drink and dinner and I am ready for bed.
