So anyway David Gregory's going bananas and yelling "I will yell!" and "Don't be
a jerk!" at the White House press secretary, and there's more smoke coming out
of his ears than from Ronald McDonald in Lahore, and I'm thinking, you know,
maybe Karl's latest range of Rovebots that he planted in American media
corporations are just a wee bit too parodically self-absorbed to be plausible.
And then this lady pipes up and asks, "Would this be much more serious if the
man had died?"Well, maybe. And maybe it would be even ever so much more serious still if, after peppering him with birdshot, Cheney had dragged him into a safe house in the Sunni Triangle and decapitated him with a rusty scimitar while shouting "Allahu Ahkbar!" and then sold the video to al-Jazeera.
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