Now, Take This Quiz
I don't know if this will become a regular Friday feature, but I am going to attempt a blog quiz based on stuff that was found in blogs around the 'sphere this week. Here goes nothing...
1. As The Head Cake Eater pointed out, who came to the defense of the Pussy Bond this week, pointing out he had played with toy guns as a child, just like any other boy?
a. Sean Connery
b. Roger Moore
c. his mommy
d. his daddy
2. Silk and Colz's adventures in NYC brought them face-to-face with a pretty scary oddity. What did they encounter?
a. Runaway Bus
b. Runaway Train
c. The Money Train
d. The Poo Lady
3. What esteemed Senator won the coveted WitNit Penguin Dope Slap of the Week?
a. Russ Feingold
b. John Kerry
c. Ted Kennedy
d. Debbie Stabenow
4. What heretofore hidden talent did The Wizard admit to this week?
a. Divining for Water
b. Hairstyling
c. Snow-boarding
d. Barbie styling
5. The Maximum Leader took a break from Jennifer Love Hewitt blogging this week to blog about which of the following?
a. Jaime Pressly
b. Elvis Pressly
c. Apoptosis, suggesting a smackdown between tamales and lutefisk
d. Halitosis, suggesting a smackdown between Bill Clinton and Steve Forbes
6. Secret Agent Sadie, filling in for new father Phin, gave him a heads-up on what baby phenomenon?
a. Neverending Baby Drool
b. Overnight Growth Spurts
c. Poop Up the Back
d. Projectile Baby Vomit
7. Which of the following did not earn special recognition as a topic for The Hatemonger's Quarterly this week?
a. Pop Music Devotees
b. NCAA Brackets
c. Russ Feingold
d. Shaquille O'Neal
8. Wee One's planning gene backfired this week and interfered with her fashion plans and she didn't take it well. She delighted, however, in discovering what she could wear instead. What did she get to wear?
a. Red Cowboy Boots
b. Clogs
c. Flip-flops
d. In-line skates
9. According to recent evidence discovered by Steve the Llamabutcher, what does the Cake Eater Premium Feed have to offer to subscribers?
a. hot girl on girl action
b. Scottish Dwarves in flagrante delicto
c. Naked Pudding Wrestling
d. Llama love
10. Agent Bedhead suggested that the citizens of the world do what to spare ourselves a much worse fate?
a. Buy Kevin Federline's rap album to keep him from becoming a stripper
b. Take Madonna back before The Duchess of Cornwall asks Parliament to declare war on the US for exporting the bitch to Britain
c. Protest the Pussy Bond to save Sean Connery's kidney
d. Send cases of Twinkies to Lindsey Lohan to get her to bulk up and prevent her from becoming the face of Louis Vuitton
Labels: Bunny Boop, John Kerry
