Help Me, Coburn-wan, you are my only hope
This thing is likely to go viral, and it deserves to. I've shamelessly taken it from CalTechGirl who got it somewhere else. You must see it:
Darth 'Bama is sucking on his cancer stick in the corner, trying to ignore our impudence. He will soon be putting the far-away choke hold on all who question his imperial powers.