Why the teenage male sexual organ is more dangerous than nuclear weapons:
1. The teenage male organ is more likely to be used than a nuclear weapon, thereby increasing the danger.2. Nuclear weapons and the use of them is generally controlled by a select and small population of presumably intelligent people. Teenage male sexual organs, on the other hand, are not controlled by anyone, let alone their handlers. In fact, it is often said that they have minds of their own.
3. There are a great many more teenage sexual organs in the world than nuclear weapons (and the number increases everyday), thereby increasing the level of risk of release.
4. In the event of a nuclear war, there is time to recall the weapons and avoid their use. In the case of the teenage male sexual organ, however, the time from firing to detonation is very short and, even were it not, impossible to stop anyway. The teenage male just isn't programmed that way.
5. Nuclear weapons are only good for one shot, while the teenage male sexual organ can be refired after a short rest, repeatedly.
6. And last, but not least, while nuclear weapons exist with the hope that they'll never be needed by their possessor, the teenage boy yearns to use his, thereby increasing the liklihood that it will be used and the frequency with which it will be used.
So how about it? Why don't we rally 'round the flag and put an end to reckless use of...nah, nevermind. It'll never fly.
I know, I know. This isn't the sort of thing I post ordinarily. Did you think you were, perhaps, somewhere else? Hey, look, I can't be responsible for all of the things that occur to me in the middle of the day, can I? Besides, you needed a good laugh.
