Random Thoughts
Sometimes I wish that I were a smoker so I could take a smoke break.Sometimes I wish I were more of a drinker so that I could enjoy happy hour.
Sometimes I wish I was five years old again so that I could have milk and cookies and a nap in the middle of the day.
And, sometimes I wish I was the dictator of the world so that I could crush insignificant people and annoying facts under my stylish yet functional boot heel.
Okay, that last one may be a bit dark, but that's how I roll.
