Highly Controversial Post
This post is so highly controversial, in fact, that a select committee agreed that it wouldn't be posted. Which I found extremely amusing, since they didn't actually ask me so much as tell me that it wouldn't be posted.Reeeeallly?
So I have my own little committee of censors. That is quite a development. I'm not blogging with the big dogs, but how many of them can lay claim to their own Censorship Committee?
(crickets chirping)
That's what I thought.
But I had to ask myself if I was the kind of girl to bow to censorship. Regular readers won't have any trouble figuring the answer to that question. We call ourselves "Villians Vanquished" - not "It would be ever so nice if these people wouldn't be so mean to us little people, please, pretty please, with sugar on top?"
So, while I am loathe to bow to my censors' wishes, I find myself unable to defy them. You see, they made their proclamation while forgetting that, being absent from the festivities, I wouldn't have much to say on the subject.
What can I say? I was tired and didn't feel well. I'm sorry that I wimped out, but the baby has to come first. If he/she says "no", that's all there is to it. The baby has ways of punishing me if I don't tow the line.
So, there it is. The most highly controversial post of the decade.
Are you confused yet?
