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Bulging Bust Got Dancer Fired (courtesy MSNBC)To sum up, this story is about a Dancer with the Movin' Out show that features songs by Billy Joel.
Her job was to dance, bounce, and otherwise titillate and gyrate to the musical stylings of The Piano Man. All, I might add, so that the producers of the show could make a freakin' fortune and suck the bubbles off their Dom. But, she was injured in the line of duty and had to spend some time away from the production recuperating from her injury. She, as a dancer, was careful to maintain her weight and worked out while she cared for her toe. When she returned to the show, however, her costumes no longer fit in the bust area. She had grown from a C-cup to a D-cup. So, they fired her ass.
Now, look, this is wrong on so many levels. First, she was injured while on the job, at the fault of another co-worker. She maintained her physical fitness and is still a size zero, so you can't say she isn't still acceptable for performance on aesthetics. I would go further and point out that if you want to put more heterosexual male asses in the seats, a few more D-cups wouldn't hurt.
Afterall, why do you think men go to see the shows in Vegas but not on Broadway? Bouncing, Bountiful, Brazen, and Bare Breasts, maybe? Ya think?
That's all I'm sayin'.
And of course, I hate her for being a size zero and a D-cup. Bitch. (SpySistah will understand if none of you do.)
