Obama Campaign Strategy Set to Song
Sometimes, sometimes, I am driving along or brushing my teeth or shaving my legs and the most brilliant (okay, sometimes not brilliant per se), most astounding things come to me.For example, I was driving home from work on Friday afternoon listening to a favorite cd and I realized that the Obama campaign has stolen it's strategy from this Chicago classic. Imagine Richard Gere singing, that's what I do. I see Obama as Billy Flynn. It is too perfect. Read it and see if you agree.
Razzle Dazzle
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bread and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
Long as you keep 'em way off balance
How can they spot you got no talents?
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll never catch wise!
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler
Give 'em the old
Double whammy
When you're in trouble, go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder
They let ya get away with a murder
Razzle dazzle 'em
Razzle dazzle 'em
Razzle dazzle 'em
And you've got a romance
If I were more e-talented, I'd set up a youtube video of him bamboozling the obamaniacs set to this song. I'm telling you, it is totally perfect.
